Oh, to be a fly on the wall, (or on Mike Pence’s head)

The Vice-Presidential Debate from the best seat in the house

“Buzzzz, bzzzz what’s going on here? There sure are a lot of cameras here, and plexiglass dividers. I heard those humans are suffering a plague, maybe that’s why. And that’s probably why the food table isn’t out like usual. Good thing I got my fill at that Rose Garden party at the White House. No precautions there!”

(Sees the moderator and people on stage)